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blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

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That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

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Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

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jmaslows:

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it gets funnier every time.

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eatpussylivehappy:

*licks your pussy then goes to your parents and yells*

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS?

WAS IT YOU?

THIS SHIT GOOD!!

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kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

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everydaysogay:

If I was taken to build a bear on a date and got to make a stuffed animal I’d literally cry tears of happiness

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johnscowlick:

espritinfini:

Your keyboard is now Daft Punk…

this is not a video, click on it

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this is fantastic

guys type this

qwer

asdf

yuio

hjkl

then hold shift:

QAWSEDRF

YHUJIKOL

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babylonian:

this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly

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theonewithscissorsforhands:

doctormodel:

saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.

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